Last night's texts

We've all heard of textsfromlastnight.com however I appear to be quite prolific in my own right.  Here are some gems from the past few nights...

"Your name? Was that covered in lecture? I was told there would be no quizzes..."

"I heart you already. When do we ride?"

"Um... It appears that I have a new roommate... I've named him Clark, and he's welcome to stay, but I charge rent... and he's a little too big for me, if ya know what I mean..."

"For reals? A drinking problem? BTW, we're drinking on Saturday..."

"That new strip club in SoDo is hiring. I hear "new career" ringing in my ears."

"I heart you already"

"I'm not sure whether to think maybe you just haven't checked your email yet, or my crazy factor just increased tenfold. My only conclusion can be that, at some point, I have royally fucked up."

"He gets a relationship DNF"

"Added to the list of Del's prohibited activities: drunk reading, drunk inferring, drunk assuming, drunk texting... oops, my pajamas are on inside out."

"Deleted that douche immediately."

And one TO ME: "Let's hook up Monday eve then... drinks...then ?"

Hoodie Footie

I had to find something inspiring as my first official blog post, and I finally found that something special. The Hoodie-Footie. There is, really, so much to say about this piece of apparel. If you haven't seen the video already, scroll down, have a look, then continue reading.

1. Surely they do background checks to make sure you already own Uggs, so you can easily make it to class without changing. After you apply your make up and grab your Juicy Couture purse. This must be the only reason to make the feet removable.

2. What is the protocol for under-the-Hoodie-Footie? Seems like it could be uncomfortable with clothing on underneath. Is commando cool? Should you wear a tank top so you aren't naked while on the pot?

3. Speaking of the bathroom situation, why not a butt-flap? Seems like a lot of work to get comfortable again. For the 2nd generation Hoodie-Footies, I'd like to request a few different options:

a) one with a butt flap

b) one with a butt flap and a front zipper that unzips from the bottom as well as the top (I haven't forgotten about you, boys.)

c) one with a detachable pouch for your colostomy or catheter bag(s) - sick people should be comfortable too

4. Clearly, the same folks were hired to do this infomercial as those who bring us the commercials for phone dating lines. Same set, same girls rolling around on a bed while talking on the phone with some creep. I can only hope that there was a double billing scam. Perhaps in the future, the dating lines can endorse the Hoodie-Footie and promote it in their adverts. Just unzip the top a bit to reveal some stunning cleavage.

5. The Hoodie-Footie seems more like clothing than the highly functional Snuggie. I mean, you can just throw your Snuggie on over clothing. It's not awkward to borrow someone else's Snuggie. Or you can snuggle with your honey under one, pretending to be siamese twins, each with an arm hanging through a sleeve (leaving the extra hand for __________...)

6. Hoodie-Footie parties promise to be more inclusive than Snuggie Pub Crawls. It can be fun for the whole family and pillow fights are mandatory. However I wouldn't invite any of those freaky Furries; they might confuse your marshmallow plushness with an invitation for furry love. Hey, what's that in your kangaroo pocket?

7. Was it ever that hard to just put on a pair of socks?

To Blog or Not to Blog

That is the question. These days I feel like I have quite a bit to say on the topic of life. Perhaps Facebook and Twitter are not enough of an outlet for my rantings, so do I continue to impose myself upon those unfortunate enough to feign interest in my musings on the interwebs?