Hoodie Footie

I had to find something inspiring as my first official blog post, and I finally found that something special. The Hoodie-Footie. There is, really, so much to say about this piece of apparel. If you haven't seen the video already, scroll down, have a look, then continue reading.

1. Surely they do background checks to make sure you already own Uggs, so you can easily make it to class without changing. After you apply your make up and grab your Juicy Couture purse. This must be the only reason to make the feet removable.

2. What is the protocol for under-the-Hoodie-Footie? Seems like it could be uncomfortable with clothing on underneath. Is commando cool? Should you wear a tank top so you aren't naked while on the pot?

3. Speaking of the bathroom situation, why not a butt-flap? Seems like a lot of work to get comfortable again. For the 2nd generation Hoodie-Footies, I'd like to request a few different options:

a) one with a butt flap

b) one with a butt flap and a front zipper that unzips from the bottom as well as the top (I haven't forgotten about you, boys.)

c) one with a detachable pouch for your colostomy or catheter bag(s) - sick people should be comfortable too

4. Clearly, the same folks were hired to do this infomercial as those who bring us the commercials for phone dating lines. Same set, same girls rolling around on a bed while talking on the phone with some creep. I can only hope that there was a double billing scam. Perhaps in the future, the dating lines can endorse the Hoodie-Footie and promote it in their adverts. Just unzip the top a bit to reveal some stunning cleavage.

5. The Hoodie-Footie seems more like clothing than the highly functional Snuggie. I mean, you can just throw your Snuggie on over clothing. It's not awkward to borrow someone else's Snuggie. Or you can snuggle with your honey under one, pretending to be siamese twins, each with an arm hanging through a sleeve (leaving the extra hand for __________...)

6. Hoodie-Footie parties promise to be more inclusive than Snuggie Pub Crawls. It can be fun for the whole family and pillow fights are mandatory. However I wouldn't invite any of those freaky Furries; they might confuse your marshmallow plushness with an invitation for furry love. Hey, what's that in your kangaroo pocket?

7. Was it ever that hard to just put on a pair of socks?